Daedal Doodle‘s Letter Q is the Quodlibetical Quahog, a giant NPR Radio broadcasting clam that enjoys indiscriminately talking about anything and everything. In these stories, Daedal Doodle‘s characters go through their daily routines while listening to the NPR broadcasting clams–reading the news, doing interviews commentating, etc.
Letter A: The Apperceptive Achatina
After hearing about what’s happening to frogs this self-reflective Giant African Snail pondered his demise while gazing at his image in the toaster.
Letter B: The Bifoliated Bonito
A Mackerel that’s part fish and part plant finds out he’s swimming in a pharmaceutical cocktail of Prozac, Lipitor, Ambien, and Viagra.
Letter C: The Caoutchoucoidal Chelonia
An extraordinarily long-necked rubber bush eating turtle becomes an NPR commentator, crusading for oceanic preservation.
I’ve asked other writers if they’d be interested to follow “the talking clam cautionary tale format” of the first three stories, pick any character from Daedal Doodle and pen their own Unauthorized NPR Cautionary Tale. I am suggesting that the story be about a thousand words. In the world of my aspirations, I see NPR eventually recognizing the wealth of creativity in this project and reading the work On Air. So far I’ve been interviewed on WDIY an NPR affiliate that broadcasts out of Bethlehem PA.
My first few NPR Unauthorized Cautionary Tales attracted other artists and authors to write their own sections, including Andy Lanset, Director of Archives, New York Public Radio; Marshall Arisman, artist/author and MFA Illustration as Visual Essay Department Chair at SVA; Tad Crawford, author of The Secret Life of Money and A Floating Life; Tina Traster, columnist and author of Burb Appeal; and Dr. Carl Safina, noted preservationist and award-winning author.
TIPS FOR WRITERS TO REMEMBER
If you are interested in contributing to the NPR Unauthorized Cautionary Tales short story collection, pick a character from Daedal Doodle—if you don’t own a copy, click here to purchase one—and tell your version of what happens when the characters go through their daily routine with the radio tuned to NPR.
Please remember the radio broadcaster is always a version of the “Q” character from Daedal Doodle ,
the Quodlibetical Quahog AKA The Chatty Clam.
This can be seen in stories A, B, and C. Writers are encouraged to follow this format, making it possible to incorporate NPR’s style of broadcasting into the stories.
If you have another way you’d like to include NPR into your story, go for it! These are Cautionary Tales featuring protagonists from Daedal Doodle and inspired by NPR news and information programming. You can also try to think in terms of Aesop’s Fables. We are requesting a submission length of 800-1000 words so that stories can be read in a short radio segment and that they also may be included in an anthology. We’re excited to see what you come up with! EMAIL your story to NPR Cautionary Tale Submission.